...and arguments of "it's your problem to keep a friend off of your wifi" is incredibly insensitive, to someone who has been playing for a very long time, and spent quite a lot of money on ranks and purchases. I've played for maybe a total of two hours - FreshCarrot273 has been playing for much longer (months).
Honestly; unban FreshCarrot273, and then ban me solely. The only reason I'm okay with this is because I really haven't played much in the past, and won't lose much with creating an alt. Gee, thanks for making me create an alt. The least you can do is reduce collateral damage; no need to make FreshCarrot273 throw away his account.
If you think that FreshCarrot273 created me in order to goof off or whatever, then... okay, I have no way to argue against that. I fail at even captchas, so I may be a bot, for all I know.